we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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