i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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