i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I just want to make out with him forever
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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