Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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