My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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