I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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