Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Randomize