Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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