were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
