who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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