I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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