So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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