help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
is it fun? or sober?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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