Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
How does it feel to date your dad?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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