You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
So much rum. So many feels.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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