why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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