Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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