Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
