i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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