Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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