Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
