I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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