I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
FUCK WHALES
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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