Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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