We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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