Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
All I want is dick and wine.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
