Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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