Its about making memories worth repressing
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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