I love black thongs
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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