mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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