Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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