Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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