I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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