the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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