i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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