I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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