Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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