I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
