I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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