Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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