A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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