I wish I only lived at night.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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