I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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