some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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