I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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