he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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