Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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