The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Your cock deserves a montage
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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