I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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