Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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