She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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