Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Randomize
