I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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