did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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