Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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